The Youngest (discussing a song, a piece of pop music): Does a song have to be real?
Me: No, it can be made up.... [Launching into explanation involving Mika lyrics. Child's eyes glaze over.]
The Youngest: Hm. OK. But you know, it has to rhyme.
Me: It has to rhyme to be a song?
The Youngest: Yes.
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