Child of the millenium, soon to be disillusioned. Or, Evian is naive spelled backwards
Me (to Anglo-American offspring being raised in French-speaking Belgium, trying to determine whether she's been more influenced by American English or British English): OK, so what do call trottoir in English?
Youngest: Hm... Sidewalk.
Me: And what about the back of a car?
Youngest: I know. Trunk!
BF (a Brit): And what about where water comes from? What it comes out of....